The Tech Support Page

Having a problem with your PRAM? A bad day at Bluetooth? We can help! Use the form below to contact the Dude himself. Tell him what's disturbing your airport extremities and he'll try his best to restore you to computational harmony.

Dude Support Policies

The Dude can't make any guarantees if you're not geeky enough to follow his instructions in spirit and in letter. Don't forget, computers can smell fear! If you're having a hard time figuring out what to do, just deploy the Secure Socket Layer's 128-bit encryption and reboot the binary log-line. You should then be able to ping yourself without engaging meltdown.

UNIX-ification

The Dude doesn't do WINDOWS, okay? Real geeks use UNIX -- preferably from a command line, because GUIs are for wimps.