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How many widgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That depends on the intelligence of the widget and the configuration of the light bulb.

 

Should I serve red or white wine with my widgets?

Never mix widgets with wine. It makes them rust,
and then they taste terrible.

 

Do widgets bite?

Only if you annoy them.

 

Are widgets cheaper by the dozen?

They're cheaper, but that's gross.